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5 Type of Dudes To Stay Away From

5 Type of Dudes To Stay Away From

If you’re over the age of 25, there’s a chance that you’ve already dated or dealt with a baby daddy or two before. While there’s nothing wrong with it, there’s definitely something not right. Baby daddies are usually a hit or miss. You never really know what you’re signing up for until it’s too late. At that point, you either end up in a whirlpool of fuckery or you slip through the cracks and get the fuck up out of dodge. Know what kind of baby daddy you’re dealing with. It’s essential when navigating through this situation effectively.

1  Dead Beats - This is pretty self-explanatory but I guess it’s not. If he’s already a loser, what makes you think your situation will be different? They’re usually the most fertile beings on the planet. He WILL try to add you to the list. Don’t bother looking for abortion money or child support because he doesn’t compute those commands. You’re on your own, Hun. You probably should have listened to your friend and his cousins at the cookout. Now look at you. Quit while you’re ahead.

1  Mass Producers - No, I do not mean a prominent studio producer. He has how many kids with how many women?? Yea, Red Flag, babe. You may want to keep it moving. There’s a very slim chance that he’ll choose you and settle down but it’s too much a gamble. You’re basically putting the house up and asking Gucci Mane to stay out of jail. You’re counting on Shaq to hit the game winning free throw. Abort, Abort!!

1  Crazy Baby Mommas - Now, some baby mommas are okay with moving on and really don’t make too many waves but the ones I know of are horrible human beings. They live to make everyone else’s lives miserable. They can’t get over the fact that they won’t be a happy family and they will do anything to ruin whatever it is that you’re building.

1  “Me and My BM are just cool” - “Hmmmmm Oh my goddd…” Stop lying. I totally agree with making it work and being cordial for the kids but nigga please like short sleeves. You want to believe they’re “just cool” until you catch him with his pants around his ankles and his BM looking at you with a smirk on her face. Lie again so I can off all parties involved.

1  Deny Deny Deny - If he denied having kids or how many kids he has, you definitely need to reconsider. I’m not even sure why this is a debate. What kind of person denies their kids? Did they think you’d never find out how many they really have? Guess what, yours is next. He probably has a Jr. already so start thinking of a new name, if you stay.

FYI… There is NOTHING wrong with dealing with a man who has kids but make sure it’s a comfortable situation. Don’t just deal with bullshit for the fuck of it. If you’re building, cool. People have a lot of shit going on and I’m sure you don’t need anymore of it in your bathroom. But do what you do.

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