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Far from timid • Caveat Lector

Text Her Mom Vol. 4

Text Her Mom Vol. 4

Text her mom "just hit me when it's dripping..." then follow up with "heard u need the faucet fixed"

Text her mom "u ever squirt?" then follow up with "**had Squirt, it's a good drink"

Text her mom "I know that thing delicious.." then follow up with "the pie u made"

Text her mom "how's it tasting this morning?" then follow up with "heard u had the crock pot going overnight"

Text her mom "I need to taste those thighs", then follow up 14 seconds later with "heard u cooked chicken"

Text her mom "ima definitely come eat it later if you up.." then follow up with "heard you saved me some food"

Text her mom "u should come sit on it..." then follow up with "u know we got the new couch"

Text her mom “let me taste it..” then follow up with “I saw u made lemonade”

Text her mom "you're gonna love this pearl necklace, Merry Christmas."

Text her mom "can you swallow good?" then follow up 12 seconds later with "heard you had a sore throat"

Who Asked You?!

Who Asked You?!

The Death of Movie Going?

The Death of Movie Going?