I hate writing bios. Pointless things. But hi, I’m Chiquita. I like to write about the wild and crazy things I imagine. I love the Falcons, trash novels, and having a nice cocktail on the imaginary beach in my backyard. I live in a city with trash traffic, Atlanta. Netflix and Hulu are forever baes. Oh, and I make a living making people have gorgeous hair. That’s it. Ok, back to stalking Beyoncé.