The Worst Franchise in Sports: The Clusterfuck Knicks
“I was taught...trust in Allah but still tie up your camel, use your tongue as your sword & your books as your ammo...” – Beanie Sigel
Look at the 2 assholes in the cover photo of this scribe…doesn’t it look like Dolan is ecstatic to have Phil come back with the warm rag after fucking him dry? Because that’s exactly what that dirty slut James Dolan did…he let Phil Jackson fuck him & the Knicks dry, no lube.
James Dolan is a star-fucker, nothing more than a groupie whore who will give the keys to his luxurious castle (MSG) to anyone with a “name.” Phil Jackson is no more a basketball executive than Yes Julz is an actual “influencer.” Matter of fact, Phil Jackson is an “influencer” because all he has is psychobabble & a reputation based on who he was & who he knew.
The only other franchise that was willing to give Phil Jackson a job was the team owned by his ex-girlfriend; again, based on who Phil knew, not his own merit. When has a President of a franchise ever dictated the offensive philosophy of the basketball team? Also, Phil Jackson didn’t even invent the triangle nor is he the “master” of it, Tex Winter is; again, based on who Phil knew. Ole Zen master is regarded as one of the greatest coaches in NBA history, but why? Pat Riley severely outcoached him in the 90’s, and the reason the Bulls beat the Knicks is because they had more talent, not coaching. Those Knick teams didn’t belong on the court with Michael Jordan & Scottie Pippen but somehow managed to make a rivalry out of it, why? Coaching. It’s not very hard to look like a genius when “coaching” Michael Jordan. Phil Jackson is a fucking liar, HE LIED!
I don’t watch basketball for the fucking president of operations, I watch basketball to escape reality & for pleasure, which is remarkable considering I’m a fan of this franchise. Imagine your ego being so big that you were willing to jeopardize the future of an organization because a player didn’t want to come meet with you…fans do not give a shit about internal happenings & such, we just want the best players on the court & to win. Phil is just mad that my sweet precious unicorn KP wouldn’t let him fuck him like he does Dolan; lube on, lobe off, KP & the rest of us ain’t here for Phil’s fucking shit.
This motherfucker Phil Jackson gave 54-year-old Joakim Noah $72,590,000.00, for motherfucking WHAT? Just to tell us we need to rebuild? You extend Carmelo Anthony AND give him a no-trade clause in his contract but try to force him out with subtweets & by manipulating the media? Sounds like the tactics of another old white asshole in power. Calling LeBron’s friends, family & business partners a “posse” & thinking we wouldn’t see all the racist undertones of your fuck shit. Phil Jackson traded for a player who had a pending civil case for rape, and pretended that it wasn’t a big deal. Phil Jackson also drafted a player in the 2017 NBA Draft who was kicked out of school for allegations of sexual assault. What is it with Phil’s obsession with player’s who enjoy sexually abusing women? Fuck Phil Jackson, I hope that sexist, racist, egotistical piece of shit rots in hell or Montana, which is basically the same fucking thing.
James Dolan allowed Phil to do all of this under his watch. Why is Dennis Smith Jr. a Dallas Maverick & not a New York Knick? Why let Phil run the draft, just to fire him less than a week later? How is it that a franchise, located in the middle of NYC, with all the resources in the world at their disposal, consistently on the outside of the playoff picture looking in for the better part of about 20 years? HOW? James Dolan is how; he let’s any & everyone come here and run amuck, disrespecting stars left & right, and wonders why the only free agents we can attract are 61-year-old Joakim Noah. Why are chicken sandwiches at MSG $17.82, and the team on the court (sans 2 players) aren’t worth half of that?
With all things considered, the New York Knicks are the worst franchise in all of sports. This once proud franchise is now the running joke of the NBA, and are considered the Sacramento Kings of the East, do you understand that I just compared NEW YORK CITY to Sacramento. Fuck you Phil Jackson, fuck you James Dolan, and fuck you Knicks fans for hyping up every little move this dumb ass franchise makes & letting them placate your subpar standards. And don’t think I haven’t peeped all of you “jumping off’ the bandwagon because Dolan banned Charles Oakley, where was that outrage when Dolan allowed Phil to trade for Rapey Rose? I hate everything associated with this fucking franchise, excluding Carmelo & KP. The Knicks are basketball hell, and I hope for the sake of my faith, that I get to meet Jesus before I die.