I Don't Blame Bill Clinton by @Mariannoo
I don't blame you, Bill Clinton.
Monica Lewinsky was fine as shit if we're being real. She had a real seductive without trying aura going on, and that counts for a lot.
Let's get to the real shit though, her neck was hall of fame. Think about it....Bill not only risked it all like Melo thought about with Rihanna, he put his life, career, and legacy in absolute peril over that neck. I mean look at it like this, he LIED about it. He didn't lie because he was scared of getting caught, he lied because he knew other dudes would know she had the lit hit and want in on it. He lied like he found a treasure chest and didn't want anyone to ask him for a coin.
How you got impeachment head? How you got shake the nation up head? Scandal neck? How? Just look in her eyes bro, the answer is there.
She looks like the type that'll eat a banana in her office at the exact moment she knows you're about to walk in and ask her for that file she was suppose to send over, then dribble the milk on her chin while giggling as you leave.
What was Bill to do? Hillary was probably telling him she had a headache nightly and sitting in the bed fake coughing up phlegm to get outta those oral exercises and he couldn't take it any longer. Had to take matters into his own han....well Monica's hands.
To put it in perspective, her head was worth every dollar Bill spent on his campaign + the promises he made multiplied by the oath he took divided by everyone who voted for him....she laid the algebraic neck on my guy and he was a better man for it.
I don't blame you, Bill Clinton....I salute you.